Last year, Kristen made the mistake of asking me if I could come up with "a few" Star Wars-themed birthday quotes that she could use to decorate her co-worker's office with. I quickly got online with my friend Ben, who shares my affinity for quoting Star Wars, and we proceeded to brainstorm.
Needless to say, Kristen was a little overwhelmed by the sheer volume of quotes we came up with, but they ended up being a big hit with her co-worker. I made sure to save the list, and a few days ago I stumbled back upon it. Well, now I have the perfect outlet for such things. The classic trilogy edition makes its debut first, with the prequel trilogy edition to follow shortly. Feel free to add your own quotes in the comments.
Luke: Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, it's time for birthday cake...Uncle Owen? Aunt Beru?
Darth Vader: And now your highness, we will discuss the location of my hidden birthday presents.
Obi Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in a chorus of happy birthday, then were suddenly silenced.
C3PO: Artoo says that the chances of having a happy birthday are 725 to 1. Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes...from time to time...oh dear, oh dear...
Han Solo: Even scruffy looking nerf herders deserve a happy birthday.
General Veers: My Lord, I've reached the birthday presents. The wrapping will be off in moments, you may start your celebrating.
Yoda: All his life has he looked away, to his birthday, to the horizon.
Boba Fett: Put the presents in the cargo hold.
Jabba: This birthday boy is my kind of scum...fearless and inventive.
Yoda: Told you about your surprise party, did he?
Yoda: Unexpected this is, and unfortunate.
Ewok: Yub nub, mesa yub nub.
Luke: Never. I'll never open my presents before my birthday. You've failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
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