tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post4399366554593273489..comments2023-05-11T03:42:40.961-06:00Comments on The Dave & Kristen Show: A Very Star Wars Birthday: Classic Trilogy EditionDavehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08197526558474607612noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-25822452408520702542010-06-30T12:37:50.017-06:002010-06-30T12:37:50.017-06:00Oh, I'm afraid that the birthday party will be...Oh, I'm afraid that the birthday party will be quite operational, when your friends arrive...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12768593040205019609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-53123780485707570202008-02-28T18:07:00.000-07:002008-02-28T18:07:00.000-07:00[Han] I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it b...[Han] I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.<BR/><BR/>[Leia] He wasn't. I can feel it.<BR/><BR/>[Han] You love him, don't you?<BR/><BR/>[Leia] Well, yes.<BR/><BR/>[Han] All right. I understand. When he comes back, I won't get in the way.<BR/><BR/>[Leia] No, it's not like that at all. It's his birthday. And mine. He's my twin brother.<BR/><BR/>[Han] But I didn't get you anything.<BR/><BR/>[Leia] That's okay. My present is to be with you and to know that the Death Star is destroyed at last.<BR/><BR/>[Han] I love you.<BR/><BR/>[Leia] I know. But don't think you don't owe me a really good Christmas present. After all, the odds against Christmas being Christmas are 365 to 1.<BR/><BR/>[Bells begin ringing off in the distance.]robmbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483459468274711568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-75514772758666320092008-02-28T17:44:00.000-07:002008-02-28T17:44:00.000-07:00I'll get you a new hand for your birthday.I'll get you a new hand for your birthday.robmbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483459468274711568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-83074958016586488092008-02-28T10:40:00.000-07:002008-02-28T10:40:00.000-07:00I'm kind of surprised no one, including me, has th...I'm kind of surprised no one, including me, has thought of a good quote for the whole "I am your father" scene, until now. Here are two I just thought of...<BR/><BR/>Darth Vader: I am your father.<BR/>Luke: No! That's not true! That's impossible! However, if it is true, you owe me 23 birthday presents.<BR/><BR/>or...<BR/><BR/>Darth Vader: I am your father.<BR/>Luke: Daddy!<BR/>(they embrace)<BR/>Darth Vader: Happy birthday son, I've missed you. Sorry about your hand.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08197526558474607612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-36240408339513291012008-02-27T19:36:00.000-07:002008-02-27T19:36:00.000-07:00Did you do this on company time?Did you do this on company time?ScottBoomerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14114520239803568313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-25995524560677709992008-02-27T15:08:00.000-07:002008-02-27T15:08:00.000-07:00Nice one Rob. "help me obi wan kenobi, its my bir...Nice one Rob. <BR/><BR/>"help me obi wan kenobi, its my birthday.. & you're my only hope"Christiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17886277111645316287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-41899245848244433692008-02-27T13:21:00.000-07:002008-02-27T13:21:00.000-07:00Luke: Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down...Luke: Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level, will ya? Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level! Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level! <BR/>C-3PO: [to R2-D2] No! Shut them *all* down, hurry! <BR/>[R2 shuts down the compactors] <BR/>Luke: What? HAHA! Hey, you did it 3PO! <BR/>[Luke, Leia and Han start laughing hysterically; it sounds like screaming] <BR/>C-3PO: Listen to them, they're dying R2! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough, it's all my fault! My poor Master. You might as well turn the garbage smashers back on, R2. We're too late.<BR/>[R2 reactivates the compactors] <BR/>[Luke, Leia and Han start screaming hysterically]<BR/>[R2 shuts down the compactors again]<BR/>C-3PO: Just kidding! Surprise! Happy Birthday!robmbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483459468274711568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-49672476567179020612008-02-27T12:09:00.001-07:002008-02-27T12:09:00.001-07:00Obi to the Storm Troopers: there's not a surprise ...Obi to the Storm Troopers: there's not a surprise party.Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13789370450216002779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-4254902655492928632008-02-27T12:09:00.000-07:002008-02-27T12:09:00.000-07:00Luke to Uncle Owen: But I wanted to go the Tosche...Luke to Uncle Owen: But I wanted to go the Tosche station to pickup some birthday presents.Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13789370450216002779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7061120012623981994.post-49634367239301526272008-02-27T09:02:00.000-07:002008-02-27T09:02:00.000-07:00Vader ftw!Vader ftw!Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12280642152616425150noreply@blogger.com