1. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - 8 votes
After unexpectedly cutting through the Grinch's seemingly insurmountable lead like a thick Christmas Eve fog, this misfit reindeer will go down in history (like Columbus!)
2. How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - 7 votes
And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day. And then the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength of... Wait? I lost? To a reindeer? Christmas still stinks!
3. Frosty the Snowman - 6 votes
The votes inexplicably kept rolling in for the slow-witted snowman, yet no one was willing to actually admit to voting for him. He's the Timothy Dalton of Holiday Specials, as it were.
4. A Charlie Brown Christmas - 4 votes
Sure Charlie Brown is considered a classic, but have you ever seen his picture on a bubblegum card? How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubblegum cards?
5. Mickey's Christmas Carol - 2 votes
All of you that neglected to vote for Mickey, Scrooge, and Co. have unwittingly contributed to the premature demise of Tiny Tim. I hope you're happy. A very hearty "Bah Humbug" to you all.
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