Ten Things...

... You May Not Know About Dave

Today is Dave's 29th birthday! In honor of such a momentous occasion, I thought I would post some lesser-known facts about Dave. Enjoy!

10. Dave writes the letter "S" from the bottom up.

9. Dave is incapable of producing tears.

8. Jim Carrey's The Grinch fills Dave with uncontrollable rage.

7. Dave has exactly 485,729,305,947,582,637 freckles (I counted once).

6. Dave spends approximately 10 hours per day on the computer.

5. The volume on the radio always has to be on an even number when Dave is in the car.

4. Dave is an expert at loading the dishwasher.

3. As of today, Dave owns 159 movies on DVD.

2. Dave knows what teams played in every World Series since 1988 (winners and losers).

1. Dave makes ridiculously delicious scrambled eggs.

Happy Birthday, Dave!


Hali said...

Happy Birthday Dave, hope you have a great day!!!

Kristina Carter said...

Congrats! I hope you have a great birthday. Thanks for being a good friend.

Kirsten said...

Happy Birthday, Dave!

robmba said...

Happy birthday.

Regarding the rage at the Grinch movie, is it because of the way the Whos treated the Grinch that you get so angry or because you just don't like Ron Howard's interpretation of the story?

Dave said...

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. Now Rob, in regards to the Grinch movie, my beef lies with the script. In the very beginning of the Dr. Suess story we are told:

"The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason."

But the filmmakers asked "why?" anyway in an effort to pad a 30 minute story to 104 minutes. Now we have superfluous back-story about how the Grinch was mistreated as a kid. "Boo-hoo!"

Plus, the Whos' prosthetic snouts are ugly.

robmba said...

So which is worse...movie-makers depicting the Whos making the Grinch hate Christmas because they're so mean to him or the Joker killing Bruce Wayne's parents in the 1989 Batman (hope that wasn't a spoiler for anyone)?

Jess said...

Dave has also been known to have Sunny D come out his nose if someone swears at him. Happy B-lated.
PS We need to discuss the next Kup, eh.

Dave said...

I accepted The Joker killing Batman's parents before I really knew any better, so that twist has never really bothered me all that much.

Maybe the Grinch script should have featured a similar scene:

Grinch: You idiots! You made me! Remember? You mistreated me as a kid. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.

The Whos: You killed all our parents.

Grinch: What? What are you talking about?

The Whos: We made you, you made us first.