Obi Wan: Master Yoda said I should be mindful of my birthday.Qui Gon: But not at the expense of the presents.
Nute Gunray: As you know, our birthday party is perfectly legal.
Yoda: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to no presents.
Boss Nass: Yousa thinkin yousa havina happy birthdaysin? Mesa like dis. Maybe wesa start...bein friends (bubberbubberbubberbubber).
Young Obi Wan: The council has granted me permission to train you. You will have a happy birthday, I promise.
Jango Fett: I'm just a simple man trying to wish you a happy birthday.
Anakin: I wish that I could wish you a happy birthday, but I'm haunted by the birthday present that you never gave me.
Mace Windu: This party's over.
Emperor: UUUUUNLIMITED PRESENTS!
Yoda: Have a happy birthday you will, if anything to say about it I have.
Bail Organa: Have the protocol droid's memory wiped...and return all his birthday presents for store credit.C3PO: Oh no!
Emperor: It seems you didn't get any presents this year.Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOO!
3 comments:
Anakin: You ruined my birthday!
Obi-Wan: You have done that yourself!
Anakin: Something's happened. I'm not the Jedi I should be. I want more birthday cake. And I know I shouldn't.
Anakin: We lost something.
Obi-Wan: Not to worry. We still have half a birthday cake.
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