You Said It, Pt. 2


"Where were the other drugs going!?"
Batman (Christian Bale) // Batman Begins

"Dost thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate? He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst for the frosty brew thus thou might have for thus."
Chip Douglas (Jim Carrey) // The Cable Guy

"So... what are you tryin' to say?"
Chip Douglas (Jim Carrey) // The Cable Guy

"Did you hear that?"
Buddy (Will Ferrell) // Elf

"Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right right right."
Ned Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky) // Groundhog Day

"Do you have an appointment?"
Secretary (Mary Lou Rosato) // The Hudsucker Proxy

"Why are we eating here?"
Wrigley (Paul Adelstein) // Intolerable Cruelty

"What about their legs? They don't need those."
Grishnákh (Stephen Ure) // Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability."
Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) // The Matrix

"How do you know so much about swallows?"
Sir Bedevere (Terry Jones) // Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"What? What did you say?"
Nute Gunray (Silas Carson) // Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

"You call hamburgers steamed hams?"
Superintendent Chalmers (Hank Azaria) // The Simpsons


"Mustard? No let's be silly!"
The Mad Hatter (Ed Wynn) // Alice in Wonderland

"The easy way."
3-D (Casey Siemaszko) // Back to the Future Part II

"Sorry to disappoint."
Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) // Batman Begins

"Don't tell anybody."
Bank Teller (Bonnie Johnson) // Big Fish

"No, no, no, that's a terrible idea, son!"
Bill Bogs (Alan Arkin) // Edward Scissorhands

Edward (Johnny Depp) // Edward Scissorhands

"Nine Times."
Ed Rooney (Jeffrey Jones) // Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"It's only a model."
Patsy (Terry Gilliam) // Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"That don't make no sense!"
Pete (John Turturro) // O Brother, Where Art Thou?

"I love that story."
Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) // Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) // Seinfeld

"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"
Kenny Bania (Steve Hytner) // Seinfeld

Principal Skinner (Harry Shearer) // The Simpsons

"Yes, I certainly do."
Poochie, the Rockin' Dog (Homer Simpson) // The Simpsons

The Yes Guy (Dan Castellaneta) // The Simpsons

"Son of a... that's gonna leave a mark."
Tommy Calahan (Chris Farley) // Tommy Boy

"Wow. That's amazing!"
Truman (Jim Carrey) // The Truman Show

"They were cones!"
Sammy (Allen Covert) // The Wedding Singer

C'mon now, surely more than one person has some favorite quotes to share.


robmba said...

How long is this going to take!? -King Julian, Madagascar

Team Ritz! said...

Oh, Dave...these have made me laugh! I didn't post some of our favorite quotes because a.)It took me 24 hours to remember them, and b.) I seriously thought about stealing this post idea for our blog.

Anyway, here are some of our favorites:

"Cover your eyes!!!" (The Birds)
"There's always money in the banana stand!" (George Bluth, Arrested Development)
"No TOUCHING!!!" (Jail guard, Arrested Development)
"Yeah...like anyone would want to 'R' her..." (Buster, Arrested Development)
"I'm a monster!!!" (Buster, Arrested Development)
"WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale." (Tobias, Arrested Development)
"ILLUSIONS. You don't have time for my ILLUSIONS, Dad." (GOB, Arrested Development)
"Steve Holt!" (Steve Holt, Arrested Development)

Case closed. Arrested Development IS the most quotable TV show EVER...

Team Ritz! said...

Also, you're not a jerk. Steve applied a year ago, and we just haven't wanted to say anything to anyone until it solidified. We do need to get together for some Ticket. When looks good for you guys?

Here are Steve's quotes:

"Give me back my son!" (Mel Gibson, Ransom)

"I want MY son back!" (Angelina Jolie, Changeling)

(These two have been morphed into the awesomest sound bite by Jim Rome.)

"Boom! (long pause) Outta here!" (Brett Myers interview sound bite)

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos!" (Danny McBride, Pineapple Express)

"Cranberry juice." "It's a natural diuretic." (Billy Costigan/Some other dude, The Departed)

I'm sure he has more, but I'm tired of being his secretary, so that's all I'm typing for now!

Dave said...

"There's always money in the banana stand" is quickly becoming a favorite of ours as well. Whenever we get together, we need to borrow Arrested Development seasons 2 and 3 from you.

Ben said...

Yes! Arrested Development! "Hey Brother"—Buster Bluth

"It's as Ann as the egg on plain's face"—Michael Bluth

And of course "I've made a huge mistake"—just about everybody

And so on...

Team Ritz! said...

How could I have forgotten about those gems? I guess it's time to start watching the episodes all over again. And yes, we'll definitely bring the other seasons with us.