You Said It, Pt. 1

There are dozens of lines from movies and TV shows that Kristen and I reference all the time. Recently, we attempted to write down as many of these quotes as we could think of off the top of our heads. Then, with each passing day, we would catch ourselves quoting something else and add it to the list.

After a few weeks of compiling, we ended up with a whopping 60 quotes, which we then organized into five categories and divided into two installments. Some are famous. Some are obscure. Some are funny. Some we like to make fun of. Some we have been quoting for so long that we had to really think to remember what it was originally from.

How you say the line is usually the most important part, so I have gone to great efforts to create a sound clip for each quote. Hopefully they will still make some sense even though they are out of context (though a few don't make sense even in context, which is why we find them funny). For maximum enjoyment, try to imagine Kristen and I saying each one.

Salutations


"Okay, I'm goin'... takin' off... see ya."
Chip Douglas (Jim Carrey) // The Cable Guy


"Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad."
Mr. Narwhal (Uncredited) // Elf


"Hello father."
Barty Crouch Jr. (David Tennant) // Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


"Hellooo!"
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) // Seinfeld

Directives


"Buck up, little camper."
Charles De Mar (Curtis Armstrong) // Better Off Dead


"Let off some steam, Bennett."
John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) // Commando


"Move it or lose it, sister!"
Lloyd (Jim Carrey) // Dumb & Dumber


"You have only three choices: run... hide... or die."
Danielle Rousseau (Mira Furlan) // Lost

Declarations


"Beavers and ducks."
Terry (Billy Bob Thornton) // Bandits


"Truly a sight to behold."
Yee Sook Ree (Yuji Okumoto) // Better Off Dead


"You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies."
Bill Bogs (Alan Arkin) // Edward Scissorhands


"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
Cameron Fry (Alan Ruck) // Ferris Bueller's Day Off


"People like blood sausage too. People are morons."
Phil Connors (Bill Murray) // Groundhog Day


"But I doubt it, I most seriously doubt it, as I doubt also that you could find a home at Amazing Tales, a periodical which I have enjoyed for many years."
Norville Barnes (Tim Robbins) // The Hudsucker Proxy


"Silly man, I am a baron!"
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy (Jonathan Hadary) // Intolerable Cruelty


"Crumbs on his jacketses!"
Gollum (Andy Serkis) // Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


"Only the thing is... we're gonna have to take the boy."
Tom (M. C. Gainey) // Lost


"Sweet summer rain."
Sheriff Cooley (Daniel Von Bargen) // O Brother, Where Art Thou?


"I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!"
Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens) // Pee Wee's Big Adventure


"You're killin' me, Petey!"
Coach Boone (Denzel Washington) // Remember the Titans


"That cheese is like lava."
Turk (Donald Faison) // Scrubs


"Ahhh! I'm insane with anger!"
Graham Hess (Mel Gibson) // Signs


"It was very dark."
Merrill Hess (Joaquin Phoenix) // Signs


"I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time."
Grandpa Simpson (Dan Castellaneta) // The Simpsons


"Oh I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face, 'Oh, you're going to buy my chicken,' oooh!"
Stuart Mackenzie (Mike Myers) // So I Married An Axe Murderer


"I bought myself a Juice Tiger. I'm on a new diet. I'm on a Weekly World News Garth Brooks juice diet."
May Mackenzie (Brenda Fricker) // So I Married An Axe Murderer


"Tommy like-y. Tommy want wing-y."
Tommy Calahan (Chris Farley) // Tommy Boy


"I'm goin' higher than before!"
Arnie Grape (Leonardo DiCaprio) // What's Eating Gilbert Grape


"I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop."
Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) // Zoolander


"I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it!"
Mugatu (Will Ferrell) // Zoolander

Feel free to share some of your favorite lines to quote in the comments.