We get settled in a booth and place our order.
Eddie: Where's the pizza!?
Kristen: They're still cooking it.
Eddie: Why is it not here yet?
The questioning continues until they bring out our cheese-filled breadsticks. Eddie examines them.
Eddie: (Without trying it) I don't like this bread.
Dave: It's just like pizza, but without the sauce.
Eddie: I don't like it.
Kristen: Well, our pizza will be ready soon.
Our pizza arrives. I give Eddie a slice.
Eddie: (Without trying it) I don't like this pizza.
Dave: Do you want me to cut it up into little pieces?
Eddie: Yeah.
He eats a few bites.
Eddie: I don't like this pizza.
Kristen: Well, that's our dinner.
Eddie continues to eat the pieces on his plate until they are gone.
Dave: Do you want more?
Eddie: No!
A few minutes pass while Kristen, Violet, and I all quietly eat our food.
Eddie: Can I have some of that bread?
Dave: (Surprised) Sure. Which one do you want?
Eddie: (Pointing) That one.
Dave: Okay, here you go.
He eats about half of his breadstick before chucking it back in the basket.
Eddie: I don't like this bread.
Dave/Kristen: (Shrug)
As we finish up, I start to put our leftover pizza in a box.
Eddie: Hey! I need more pizza!
Kristen: Oh, we thought you were done.
The rest of us sit and wait another 15 minutes while Eddie gradually downs the entire slice.

1 comment:
sounds about right...
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